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Wanijima Akito and Agito

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It's Akito! [06 May 2005|05:39pm]
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Dear Kaito-niisan,

Camp Fuck You Die is a lot of fun! At first I was a little worried because it had such a strange name, but I understand it all now. It's 'cause of the weather here! It's really hot and sticky and sometimes it's hard to breathe so it feels like you're dying or already dead. Assuming this is how being dead feels, that is. But either way, I'll be fine in a week or two, so no need to have me come home.

We made lots of friends today. Oh, Agito wants me to tell you 'Fuck you in the Spleen'. Agito had lots of fun with our new friends. They reminded me a lot of Ikki in the mornings. They even made the funny, gurgly moaning noises that Ikki does! It made me miss Ikki a whole lot. But Agito had a lot of fun with them. They played tag! Everyone went after Agito, and he just ran. He screams like a girl. But then, I scream like a girl so I guess I should have figured it out.

When we got back to our cabin, Agito just started laughing and laughing. He had so much fun that he just couldn't stop laughing and shaking. I wonder if any of our new friends are in our cabin. That would be so fun! Then Agito would have someone to hang out with! I hope he has fun. He needs a break from AT and being mad all the time...

He keeps talking about spleens now.... OH! There's a scratching at the door! I bet you it's our cabin mates YATTA!! Tell Ikki I miss him very much and can't wait to come home!

Love Always,
Akito

P.S. You fucking rat bastard! When I get out of this piece of shit hell hole, I'm going to eat your fucking PANCREASE for fucking BREAKFAST! And turn your nutsack into STRESS BALLS TO BE SOLD ON FUCKING EBAY! You better fucking count on it! I'll get you for this... I'll fucking GET YOU!

Love and Kisses,
Agito

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